All right kids. Here’s the deal. Quite frankly, you do stuff in public that embarrasses me. That’s including (but not limited to):
Cussing
Hitting
Whining
Teasing
Bragging
Arguing back
If this behavior does not immediately cease and desist, I will inevitably be forced to do stuff in public that embarrasses you. That’s including (but not limited to):
Singing
Hugging
Kissing
Showing people pictures of you
Calling you sweet names
Consider yourself warned.
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